Top 10 types of chicks you don’t want to date

1.) Chicks who have animals – If you don’t have a kid, you’ll find out really fast what it’s like to have one. You can’t stay out late, can’t leave for the weekends, because there’s always a whole ordeal about who’s going to watch the pet. And who needs a jacket when you’re constantly covered by cat and dog fur?

2.) Model/actress wannabe – Look, if this chick is not living in Los Angeles or New York City, they are NOT a real actress or model. It’s only a hobby or side gig. Do you really want to hang out with somebody you constantly have to financially support, or listen to her bitch and moan about how there’s no work in our area?

3.) The clubber – This is the type of girl who can’t have any type of fun unless she’s in a nightclub. So this means you’ll be taking her out constantly, buying overpriced drinks for her and her friends. Conversation? What conversation will you be having with the loud techno music blaring in your ear while some sleazy greased-up nightclub owner is trying to court your lady?