On yesterday’s show, Useless Weirdo let out a strange comment while trying to describe the body of one of the strippers that serviced him and Dead Eyes. He chose to use the word “derriere” and was promptly mocked by the rest of the show for such a stupid comment. But the mockery wouldn’t end with just that day, as listeners decided to take that audio from yesterday’s podcast and remixing it into some of your favorite Phil Collins and rap songs.
Also, Simone Bienne gave us a call for some Sex With Simone, where we learn the awful fact that there is such a thing as pearling, which sickens anyone brave/dumb enough to Google Image search what exactly that is. Essentially it involves turning a male member into something more akin to a pleasure device and it looks like a painful procedure to endure. Final warning: plenty of texters made the mistake to look it up and instantly regretted it.
Also on today’s podcast:
- Kevin battles himself on whether or not he’s actually a pervert
- Someone on the show learns that Harrison Ford’s Star Wars character isn’t named Hans
- Many of our fans pitch us their ideas for $0 Marketing
- And more!