Useless Foodie returned to the show, where Useless Weirdo’s bland diet of noodles and peanuts went up against a man dubbed Homeless Eric. Twinkie found the man in the streets and he faced off with Useless Weirdo for the prize of Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Pass, ensuring one of them free meals for at seven weeks. It turns out neither are too knowledgeable about Olive Garden or Italian cuisine, resulting in a nail biting conclusion.
Plus, the battle of the sexes reaches another round of battling, with Kevin aiming to dominate his competition to the point of scoring himself a 100% She Cray vote on the Kevin Klein Live Twitter poll. His story of a woman putting out a cigarette in her boyfriend’s eye for being late put up a good fight, but could it beat Ally’s He Cray story of a man who tried to sell his wife on eBay? Feel free to vote, but it’s fair to say at this point that Kevin’s goal will definitely not be reached this week.
Also on today’s podcast:
- Kevin edits together some audio to create the sounds of Useless Weirdo and a turtle mating
- Professional clowns getting a bad rep from the creepy clown stories emerging from the Southeast
- Kevin’s grip on sanity slowly slipping from the result of having a daughter for a week
- And more!